Someone Tossed Dog Sh*t at Martin Shkreli, Hitting Him in the Face, and the Internet's Never Going to Get Over It

Mayhaps 2017's not going to be the shit-coated disasterpiece many of us unfortunately, collectively assumed it'd be. But if it is, let the cretins of this fair galaxy like Martin Shkreli quite literally eat shit.

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